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I spend a lot of time watching Law & Order SVU. Like, a LOT.

Incidentally, I  spend a lot of time worrying about what will happen when I see every episode in existence of Law & Order SVU. I know there are like a million episodes, but at the rate I consume them, this won’t last forever. It’s very sad and scary for me, a lot of EMOTIONS happening.

Also concerned that I will finish watching all the eps and I will never get to see Olivia and Elliot make out which is important to me. I have a lot invested in this.

Elliot: Olivia, wow. You look fantastic today.

Olivia: I know, I look hot everyday. I can do pretty much anything with my hair and sill look fabulous. You look  pretty good today yourself. That tie is very masculine yet sensitive yet gruff yet heart of gold.

Elliot: Let’s M.O.

Olivia: We can’t! You’re a married man.

Elliot: I know, but I’m really not that into my wife. You see how I always look annoyed when I talk about her. I have this whole virgin/whore complex going on with her – she’s the mother of my children, but I just can’t CONNECT with her the way I do with you.

Olivia: Ok, I understand. It’s true that I am WAY better looking.

(have sex, Olivia smokes a cigarette in bed afterwards like a badass)

END SCENE.

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Do you think this is funny? I definitely think it’s funny.

looking at a sweater

looking at a cucumber

looking at rice

From the blog kim jong-il looking at things – hilarious.

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… (which my sad little self is deprived of over here) I give you a collection of costumes that would really, really just make my day.

crazy asian

crazy asian

cat terrorist

cat terrorist

def a german

german who doesn't understand Halloween

baby suit

baby suit

every boy I had a crush on in high school

every boy I had a crush on in high school

a big 'mo

a big 'mo

eep!

cute kid

 

cute kid + five/ten years

cute kid + five/ten years

Happy Friday, going to have dinner with Fuller and Mr. Fuller, then a rum and tonic or 12 with my sister. If she has enough, maybe we can dress up one of her kids in an ill-fitting/inappropriate costume, yay!

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Video courtesy of Mister A Fuchs…

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Been giggling at my desk over this. Showed it to my co-workers and apparently I AM THE LAST PERSON IN THE UNIVERSE TO READ THIS. On the off chance that someone, somewhere is less cool than me, enjoy.

Hilarious.

Complete set of  David vs. Simon warning here.

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Dad, you’ve probs already watched this on repeat like thirty times in a row… but just in case you missed this when you were “surfing the ‘net” as you say … our mutual boyfriend Troy Polamalu scaring the shit out of fans by posing as a wax figure of himself at Madam Trussard’s celebrity wax museum in Hollywood.

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Things that please me on a Monday afternoon:

1. Foo Fighters vs. Westborough Baptist Church

The crazies from Westborough Baptist Church (famous for hateful protests at the funerals for gay soldiers) decided to protest the Foo Fighters concert in Kansas City. They dressed up as hillbillies and gave the protestors an impromtu concert about “man muffins.” Fantastic.  Can read the HuffPost article here.

2. Emily Ann Interiors Blog

Stumbled across this home design blog – it’s a combination of DIY projects and a scrapbook of ideas. It makes me so happy, but also so sad because I am not crafty and am too poor to buy crafty. Check her out.

3. CSS, Hits Me Like a Rock

No video, but good song.

 

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