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I would do unspeakable things to get my hands on one of these.

Things I WILL admit to doing, without qualm,  in exchange for a micro pig:

1) administer euthanasia

2) smash a child’s jack-o-lantern

3) watch a movie featuring dinosaurs and/or outer space

4) read Bill O’Reilly’s biography

5) steal your pet and trade it

6) wear crocs

Yallz, I’m serious. I WANT a mini pig. If my denial addled bf thinks he is not coming home to one of these little treasures in the near future, he is DELUSIONAL.



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